updated game links to apps subdomain and removed TADS source files
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@import url('https://fonts.upset.dev/css2?family=Bricolage+Grotesque&family=Lato&family=Borel&family=Kanit:ital@1&display=swap');
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html {
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scroll-behavior: smooth;
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* {
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font-family: 'Lato', sans-serif;
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}
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h1, h2, h3, h4, h5, h6 {
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color: var(--color-on-primary);
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}
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<!DOCTYPE html>
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<html>
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<head>
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<meta charset='utf-8'>
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<meta name='viewport' content='width=device-width'>
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<title>Totally Accurate Dating Simulator</title>
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<link rel="shortcut icon" type="image/x-icon" href="/favicon.ico">
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
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<link rel="stylesheet" href="/projects/tads/pagestyle.css">
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<script>
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let playerNameEmptyError = "Your name cannot be nothing, silly.";
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let promisingButtonText = "Find hot girls";
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let disillusionedButtonText = "Continue being sad";
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let loserText = "There are hot girls around, but they are not interested in ";
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var isButtonClicked = false;
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var playerName;
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window.onload = function() {
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document.getElementById("button").innerText = promisingButtonText;
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document.getElementById("datingsim").style.display = "none";
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}
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function finishPrep() {
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let name = document.getElementById("playerName").value;
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if (name.trim() === "") {
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document.getElementById("error").innerText = playerNameEmptyError;
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return;
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}
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playerName = name;
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document.getElementById("prep").style.display = "none";
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document.getElementById("datingsim").style.display = "block";
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}
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function datingSimButton() {
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if (isButtonClicked) {
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document.getElementById("text").innerText = "";
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document.getElementById("button").innerText = promisingButtonText;
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} else {
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document.getElementById("text").innerText = loserText + playerName + ".";
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document.getElementById("button").innerText = disillusionedButtonText;
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}
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isButtonClicked = !isButtonClicked;
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}
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</script>
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</head>
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<body>
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<h1 class="fancy-header">Totally Accurate Dating Simulator</h1>
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<div id="prep">
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<input id="playerName"/>
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<p id="error"></p>
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<button onclick="finishPrep()">Get dating!</button>
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</div>
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<div id="datingsim">
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<p id="text"></p>
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<button id="button" onclick="datingSimButton()">Find hot girls</button>
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</div>
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</body>
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</html>
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<!DOCTYPE html>
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<html>
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<head>
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<meta charset='utf-8'>
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<meta name='viewport' content='width=device-width'>
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<title>Totally Accurate Dating Simulator 2</title>
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<link rel="shortcut icon" type="image/x-icon" href="/favicon.ico">
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<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
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<link rel="stylesheet" href="/projects/tads/pagestyle.css">
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<script>
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let playerNameEmptyError = "Your name cannot be nothing, silly.";
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let promisingButtonText = "Find hot girls";
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let disillusionedButtonText = "Continue being sad";
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let baldiImages = [
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"baldicampertalk.webp", // 1
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"baldiwaveparty.webp",
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"baldifarmerspank.webp",
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"baldicrying.webp",
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"spacerat.png", // 5
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"red.webp",
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"cena.jpeg",
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"vaso1.png",
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"vaso2.png",
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"dannyass.png", // 10
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"batman.jpeg",
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"homersweet.jpg",
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"california.jpg",
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"dream.gif",
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"frax.png", // 15
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"sandwich.png",
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"sonicgood.png",
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"sonicbad.png",
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"toilet.jpg",
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"nook.png", // 20
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"garry.jpg",
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"bigsmoke.png",
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"biden.png",
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"burn.jpg",
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"reigns.png", // 25
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"helga.png",
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"deniz.gif",
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"isa.png"
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];
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let baldiTexts;
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function initBaldiTexts() {
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baldiTexts = [
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`${playerName} just met Baldi as he returned from a camping trip! Baldi is eager to talk to ${playerName} and they form a lasting friendship`,
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`${playerName} just met Baldi after he went to a party and he is drunk as fuck, he touches ${playerName}'s bum and ${playerName} reports Baldi to the police for sexual assault`,
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`${playerName} meets Baldi, and he is horny as fuck. Fortunately, ${playerName} is also in the mood for it. Baldi has a stick ready to spank ${playerName}`,
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`${playerName} meets Baldi as he is having an existential crisis. Baldi doesn't know what to do with his life and neither does ${playerName} so they cry together`,
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`${playerName} meets a space rat from 3000 years into the future. The space rat does not speak ${playerName}'s language. The space rat pulls out a rocket launcher and ${playerName} runs away`,
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`${playerName} meets red\n\nthat's kinda sus`,
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`${playerName} meets John Cena. Or at least ${playerName} thinks so, because ${playerName} cannot see him`,
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`${playerName} encounters Vaso, but he doesn't look too well. ${playerName} calls an ambulance and Vaso dies in the hospital, holding ${playerName}'s hand, sharing his last moments with ${playerName}`,
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`${playerName} meets Vaso! He is excited to tell ${playerName} all about how Outer Wilds has changed his life, and how it will change ${playerName}'s life as well`,
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`${playerName} bears witness to a weird couple doing fetish things in public. They ask ${playerName} if they would like to join, but ${playerName} declines and dies alone`,
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`${playerName} encounters plagiarism Batman and Robin. They discover that ${playerName} didn't correctly cite Karl Marx in an essay ${playerName} submitted 4 years ago, and they run over ${playerName} with the Batmobile`,
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`${playerName} sees Homer Simpson wielding a bat. Homer wants to protect ${playerName}. ${playerName} and Homer live happily ever after`,
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`${playerName} meets the US state California. It is on fire due to climate change and ${playerName} suffocates from smoke inhalation`,
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`${playerName} approaches Vaso's dream girl. Vaso notices and punches ${playerName} to death`,
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`${playerName} meets Fraxiom at a rave. Fraxiom wants to fantasize about being or kissing Skrillex. Rejected, ${playerName} walks away and drowns their sadness in alcohol`,
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`${playerName} sees a sandwich lying on the floor. ${playerName} picks it up and begins to eat it. ${playerName} realizes that they just ate a potential lover, and that they will be forever alone`,
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`${playerName} meets Sonic from the Sonic the Hedgehog series! Sonic takes one look at ${playerName} and proceeds to run away as far as possible at top speed`,
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`${playerName} meets Sonic from the Sonic the Hedgehog series! But it's the original design from the movie, so ${playerName} decides to pretend they don't speak Sonic's language and walks away`,
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`${playerName} sees a cool toilet. ${playerName} realizes that the toilet is a metaphor for how ${playerName}'s life is going down the shitter, so ${playerName} goes to cry in the shower`,
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`${playerName} meets Tom Nook. Tom Nook is here to collect the 2,498,000 bell debt that ${playerName} has not paid off in 28 months. Tom Nook shoots ${playerName}`,
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`${playerName} meets Garry! But Garry is too busy with creating the base game groundwork for renowned fantasy shooter Team Fortress 2`,
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`${playerName} meets up with Big Smoke from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, and they go out for a meal at the Cluckin' Bell. Big Smoke orders two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. ${playerName} is embarrassed, runs away, and gets caught in the crossfire of a drive-by shooting`,
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`${playerName} gets invited to the White House and has the pleasure of meeting Joe Biden. ${playerName} tells Joe Biden their name, and Joe Biden responds: "nice to meet you ${playerName.shuffle()}!" ${playerName} decides to leave the state of Washington`,
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`Unable to find a lover, ${playerName} travels towards the sun and burns to death`,
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`${playerName} meets Roman Reigns! ${playerName} boos him and quickly regrets it, as Roman Reigns is filled with hatred and all members of the Bloodline body slam ${playerName} out of existence`,
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`${playerName} meets Helga von Streissenburgen! She tells ${playerName} that they are too weak, weak, weak, and that they could eat them for breakfast, so Helga fries up some robot bacon alongside ${playerName} and eats them`,
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`${playerName} meets Deniz! Unfortunately, Deniz is busy creating a dating simulator and has no time for ${playerName}`,
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`${playerName} meets Isabel! She is lonely and watches all the cool kids from her window. ${playerName} joins Isabel and they are lonely together`
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];
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}
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let viewPrep, viewButtons, viewAnswer, text;
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var userPreference;
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var playerName;
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window.onload = function() {
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viewPrep = document.getElementById("viewPrep");
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viewButtons = document.getElementById("viewButtons");
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viewAnswer = document.getElementById("viewAnswer");
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text = document.getElementById("text");
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viewPrep.style.display = "block";
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viewButtons.style.display = "none";
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viewAnswer.style.display = "none";
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document.getElementById("viewCheater").style.display = "none";
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document.getElementById("buttonHotGirls").style.display = "block";
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document.getElementById("buttonHotGuys").style.display = "block";
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document.getElementById("buttonCuteGirls").style.display = "none";
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document.getElementById("buttonCuteGuys").style.display = "none";
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document.getElementById("buttonNormalGirls").style.display = "none";
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document.getElementById("buttonNormalGuys").style.display = "none";
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document.getElementById("buttonAnyGirl").style.display = "none";
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document.getElementById("buttonAnyGuy").style.display = "none";
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document.getElementById("buttonLiterallyAny").style.display = "none";
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}
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String.prototype.shuffle = function () {
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var a = this.split(""),
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n = a.length;
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for(var i = n - 1; i > 0; i--) {
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var j = Math.floor(Math.random() * (i + 1));
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var tmp = a[i];
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a[i] = a[j];
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a[j] = tmp;
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}
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return a.join("");
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}
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function finishPrep() {
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let name = document.getElementById("playerName").value;
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if (name.trim() === "") {
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document.getElementById("error").innerText = playerNameEmptyError;
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return;
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}
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if (name.trim() === "cheater") {
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showCheaterMenu();
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return;
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}
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playerName = name.trim();
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viewPrep.style.display = "none";
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viewButtons.style.display = "block";
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document.getElementById("cheaterDescription").innerText = `Pick a number from 1-${baldiImages.length + 1}`;
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initBaldiTexts();
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}
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function hotGirls() {
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document.getElementById("buttonHotGirls").onclick = alreadyTried;
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userPreference = "girl";
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document.getElementById("buttonHotGuys").style.display = "none";
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document.getElementById("buttonCuteGirls").style.display = "block";
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showAnswer(
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`There are hot girls around, but they are not interested in ${playerName}`,
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"Look around some more"
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);
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}
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function hotGuys() {
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document.getElementById("buttonHotGuys").onclick = alreadyTried;
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userPreference = "guy";
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document.getElementById("buttonHotGirls").style.display = "none";
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document.getElementById("buttonCuteGuys").style.display = "block";
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showAnswer(
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`There are hot guys around, but they are not interested in ${playerName}`,
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"Look around some more"
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);
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}
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function cute() {
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document.getElementById("buttonCuteGirls").onclick = alreadyTried;
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document.getElementById("buttonCuteGuys").onclick = alreadyTried;
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if (userPreference == "girl") {
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document.getElementById("buttonNormalGirls").style.display = "block";
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} else {
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document.getElementById("buttonNormalGuys").style.display = "block";
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}
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showAnswer(
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`A cute ${userPreference} walks by, ${playerName} waves at them but the ${userPreference} pretends they didn't see that`,
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":("
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);
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}
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function normal() {
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document.getElementById("buttonNormalGirls").onclick = alreadyTried;
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document.getElementById("buttonNormalGuys").onclick = alreadyTried;
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if (userPreference == "girl") {
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document.getElementById("buttonAnyGirl").style.display = "block";
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} else {
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document.getElementById("buttonAnyGuy").style.display = "block";
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}
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showAnswer(
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`${playerName} sees a group of ${userPreference}s but ${playerName} is too scared to talk to any of them`,
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"maybe another time"
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);
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}
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function any() {
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document.getElementById("buttonAnyGirl").onclick = alreadyTried;
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document.getElementById("buttonAnyGuy").onclick = alreadyTried;
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document.getElementById("buttonLiterallyAny").style.display = "block";
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showAnswer(
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`Losing patience, ${playerName} approaches a ${userPreference} but they already have a partner and tell ${playerName} to leave`,
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"oof really?"
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);
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}
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function random(min,max) {
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return Math.floor((Math.random())*(max-min+1))+min;
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}
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function literallyany(i) {
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document.getElementById("answerButton").onclick = null;
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showAnswer(
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baldiTexts[i],
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`Ending ${i + 1} of ${baldiImages.length}`
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);
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document.getElementById("baldiImage").src = `/projects/tads/${baldiImages[i]}`;
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}
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function literallyanyButton() {
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literallyany(random(0, baldiImages.length - 1));
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}
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function returnToOverview() {
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viewButtons.style.display = "block";
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viewAnswer.style.display = "none";
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}
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function alreadyTried() {
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showAnswer(
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`${playerName} considers it but then decides against it, because it would only end in disappointment`,
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"depressing but ok"
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);
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}
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function showAnswer(answer, buttonText) {
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text.innerText = answer;
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document.getElementById("answerButton").innerText = buttonText;
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viewButtons.style.display = "none";
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viewAnswer.style.display = "block";
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}
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function showCheaterMenu() {
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viewPrep.style.display = "none";
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document.getElementById("viewCheater").style.display = "block";
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}
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function buttonCheater() {
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let index = document.getElementById("cheater").value;
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if (baldiImages[index - 1] == undefined) {
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document.getElementById("cheaterError").innerText = `'${index}' does not exist`;
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return;
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}
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playerName = "cheater";
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initBaldiTexts();
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|
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document.getElementById("viewCheater").style.display = "none";
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literallyany(index - 1);
|
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}
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</script>
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</head>
|
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<body>
|
||||
<h1 class="fancy-header">Totally Accurate Dating Simulator 2</h1>
|
||||
<div id="viewPrep">
|
||||
<p>Enter your name, dating padawan:</p>
|
||||
<input id="playerName"/>
|
||||
<p id="error"></p>
|
||||
<button onclick="finishPrep()">Get dating!</button>
|
||||
</div>
|
||||
<div id="viewButtons">
|
||||
<button id="buttonHotGirls" onclick="hotGirls()">Find hot girls</button>
|
||||
<button id="buttonHotGuys" onclick="hotGuys()">Find hot guys</button>
|
||||
<button id="buttonCuteGirls" onclick="cute()">Find cute girls</button>
|
||||
<button id="buttonCuteGuys" onclick="cute()">Find cute guys</button>
|
||||
<button id="buttonNormalGirls" onclick="normal()">Find normal girls</button>
|
||||
<button id="buttonNormalGuys" onclick="normal()">Find normal guys</button>
|
||||
<button id="buttonAnyGirl" onclick="any()">Find any girl</button>
|
||||
<button id="buttonAnyGuy" onclick="any()">Find any guy</button>
|
||||
<button id="buttonLiterallyAny" onclick="literallyanyButton()">Really, no one??</button>
|
||||
</div>
|
||||
<div id="viewAnswer">
|
||||
<p id="text"></p>
|
||||
<img id="baldiImage"/>
|
||||
<button id="answerButton" onclick="returnToOverview()"></button>
|
||||
</div>
|
||||
<div id="viewCheater">
|
||||
<h3>CHEATER CHEATER CHEATER</h3>
|
||||
<p id="cheaterDescription"></p>
|
||||
<input id="cheater"/>
|
||||
<p id="cheaterError"></p>
|
||||
<button onclick="buttonCheater()">THAT'S RIGHT WE'RE GONNA CHEAT</button>
|
||||
</div>
|
||||
</body>
|
||||
</html>
|
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